WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
barely passing a class like
introductory paragraph of my essay:
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
trying to cheer your favourite person up
Me checking my final grades on the internet:
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents