If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks
waiting for the tumblr video player to load
Me in the apocalypse.
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive
modern-day mother teresa
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
being alone with your friends parents
That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.
[looks through own music library] amazing