waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try
im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world