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fantasticsteve:

theycallmemiketaylor:

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

wHO TAKES THESE

fantasticsteve:

theycallmemiketaylor:

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

wHO TAKES THESE

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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cyberwank:

the prophecy

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

trencly:

trying to cheer your favourite person up

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thechaosgod:

tomorrows-heroes-today:

Oh god


It’s like everybody knows

thechaosgod:

tomorrows-heroes-today:

Oh god

It’s like everybody knows

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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scroogerello:

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.